I'll Have A Drink Now

Hi! I'm Betuti, 19, from Bulgaria. I've got stuff on my blog, I've got huge hair. Since 2014 started I came up with like 3 jokes.
~ Wednesday, August 27 ~
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growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me


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catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan)


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skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones


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superfizz:

itfeelspersonal:

Captain America wears Calvin Klein

only in fandom. 

superfizz:

itfeelspersonal:

Captain America wears Calvin Klein

only in fandom. 


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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd


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bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics


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tugamaggie:

mylastchances:

hammer-in-my-pants:

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

Make the clock reverseBring back what once was mine Heal what has been hurtChange the fates design Save what has been lostBring back what once was mineWhat once was mine 

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

tugamaggie:

mylastchances:

hammer-in-my-pants:

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

Make the clock reverse
image

Bring back what once was mine 

image

Heal what has been hurt
image

Change the fates design image

Save what has been lost
image

Bring back what once was mine
image

What once was mine
image 

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

(Source: maggins)


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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.


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mihtrandir:

Sauron takes the “Ice-Bucket Challenge”

It had to happen eventually, so here it is! Promote ALS awareness AND extinguish evil at the same time!


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fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential

Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.


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tastefullyoffensive:

It’s missing a check-in at the local gym. [via]


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bovineroyalty:

#maybe that guys a squib. #you don’t know his life (x)

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)


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~ Tuesday, August 26 ~
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-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this


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bookgirlspeaks:

thg + tumblr textposts

Tags: The Hunger Games
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